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  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana
  • Golden Banana

Golden Banana

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The Clown (playful, unhinged, unpeelable).

Spotted and unbothered.
She’s squishy, chaotic, and proud of it.
She slips up a lot — but never falls off.

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Freeze-dried Bananas. Allergen: May contain milk.
  • Nutrition Facts Per 1 bag (40 g)
  • Calories 90
  • Carbohydrate 24 g
  • Fiber 3 g
  • Sugars 19 g
  • Potassium 200 mg

Serving Ideas

  • Crunchy Topper
  • Smoothie Booster
  • Snack Straight Up

Meet your new favourite snack

  • 100% real fruit

    Just one ingredient per bag. Pure, simple, nothing shady.

  • Craveable crunch

    Fresh fruit, freeze-dried into light, crispy, can’t stop bites.

  • Bold flavour, zero BS

    Big taste, airy crunch.

  • Snack anywhere

    Purse, car, desk drawer -we got you.

One flavour's never enough

Go ahead… try our other freeze-dried fruits. Your future self will thank you.

FAQ

  • Nope. She’s a snack for hot moms, hungry dads, and anyone who’s over boring health food.

  • Freeze-drying = max crunch + 98% nutrition. Regular dried fruit? Chewy, sticky, and kind of… well, just not the vibe.

  • Treat her like the queen she is — cool, dry, and out of the sun. Nobody likes a sweaty snack.

  • Up to a year on your shelf (if you can resist that long). Most people don’t make it past day one.

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  • ★★★★★
    “You've gotta have them in your snack pantry (or anywhere) because they're just so tasty! I tried the strawberry and it's got the right crunch, real flavour and I love that it's clean."
    - Bhumika M
  • ★★★★★
    “LOVE LOVE LOVE SQUEEZE! Mama owned and local and we love how delicious these easy to-go snacks are! Toddler approved.”
    - Katie C
  • ★★★★★
    “[My daughter] legit will drop EVERYTHING when she sees the bag and runs towards me saying ‘shnacks! Shnacks! Please shnacks!’ I have to hide them.”
    - Abby