Nope. She’s a snack for hot moms, hungry dads, and anyone who’s over boring health food.

Absolutely not. She’s sweet enough on her own.

Freeze-drying = max crunch + 98% nutrition. Regular dried fruit? Chewy, sticky, and kind of… well, just not the vibe.

Straight out of the bag (duh). Or toss them on yogurt, cereal, cocktails, or whatever needs a little glow-up.

Yup. Gluten-free, no added sugar, no sneaky stuff. Magic? We’ll let you decide.

Because fruit doesn’t have to be basic. She’s bold, playful, and unapologetically extra.

Unless you like sad, soggy vibes… yes. Seal her up to keep the crunch alive.

Treat her like the queen she is — cool, dry, and out of the sun. Nobody likes a sweaty snack.

Yes. No soggy bananas here — just shelf-stable, stashable crunch.

Don’t stress. Grab the Essentials Bundle and let the whole squad fight it out.

Nah — guilt-free pleasure. 100% fruit, 0% shady.

Up to a year on your shelf (if you can resist that long). Most people don’t make it past day one.

Only if you count the crumbs you’ll be licking off your fingers.